I was going to wear a speedo, but my daughter’s bikini bottom seemed so much more, um, fulfilling.

I was going to wear a speedo, but my daughter’s bikini bottom seemed so much more, um, fulfilling.

My speedo was in the wash, so I’m wearing old tightie whities to cover up my old balls.

My speedo was in the wash, so I’m wearing old tightie whities to cover up my old balls.

My cross is like a big arrow.  Look at my Jesus package.

My cross is like a big arrow.  Look at my Jesus package.

I knew you were taking this picture.  Why else would I be flexing my butt?

I knew you were taking this picture.  Why else would I be flexing my butt?